Monthly Archives: April 2020

The Not Liking “It’s easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.” – Leonardo da Vinci Please don’t judge me as you read this. I am a completely different person than the one portrayed in this story (for the most part). The truth is, I was an asshole in high school and prettyContinue reading “The Courtship”

Wedding Day “Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always”- Dante July 28, 1984. The best day of my life. It was the day I got to marry the girl of my dreams. I even cut my bangs for the event! It was a beautiful wedding attended by a large number of family andContinue reading “The Honeymooners (Another True Story)”

Please note before reading this that I love my family dearly. They will not get angry when they read this as they already know how screwed up they are. This depiction will not be news to them. We’re not a vain family. If we were, we would be much more attractive and take much betterContinue reading “The Great Hula Hoop Incident of 1994 (A True Story)”

Oh God. Please tell me you didn’t visit this blog to hear the answer. Were you looking for a more profound or enlightening answer to the children’s joke you learned years ago like “What is the meaning of life?”. If you were, leave this site immediately. You have issues that cannot be addressed reading thisContinue reading “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”